Reflections in the Water bowl

Cleaning out my car, I ran across a horoscope I tore from the Orlando Weekly a little over a month ago.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) Here’s a preview of the accomplishments I expect you to complete in the next four weeks. Number of karmic debts paid off and canceled: one. Bad habits replaced with good habits: two. Holes blasted in your theory about why you can’t do more of what you love to do: 300. "Necessities" lost that turn out not to be necessities: one. Psychic wounds successfully medicated: one. Confusing messes that evolve into interesting opportunities: two. Romantic obstructions eliminated: one and a half.

  

Interesting time for a telling horoscope.